With the current trend these days to make up random nonsense, and then change one’s identity to it, I’ve decided to give it a try.
While some may pretend to be another gender or race, others get more imaginative as they change species altogether.
I have decided to take this blue pill to a different ending.
I’m finally coming out, guys. I now self-identify as…
Here’s how I do it. First, I face the camera.
Finally, I change shirts, get a new background, and viola, I am now Jason Statham.
Here’s one of me with the cast of “The Expendables 3.” Great bunch of guys.
See, I can make up dumb stuff too.
All images from Wikipedia Commons.